
Alisha: My Daddy is the greatest hairstylist around here.....

Alisha: Who yanked my pants up this high?

面壁思過 "mian bi si guo" or ‘face the wall’ - an old-fashioned punishment applied by parents or teachers to their children or students.
Alisha: Daddy, is my punishment over yet?
Daddy: No dear, you have only been there for 20 secs..... 10 more mins to go!

Alisha: Daddy, the wolf is getting closer and closer to me..... Help!!!!
Daddy: Keep smiling, the camera is still rolling!

Alisha: Qiao Yu Jie Jie, I want some of your hair!!!
Qiao Yu: Noooooo........ grow your own!

Alisha: For a moment I thought I was born into an Orang Utan family.

Alisha: "Grrrrrrr" It felt so much better being inside Mummy's tummy

Alisha: First time on the high chair and I am rewarded with a banana!

Alisha: Daddy, why are you laughing???

Alisha: Why do I look short in this dress?

Alisha: When I grow up, I want to be a Sushi chef!

"Mooooo"

Alisha: Daddy, why are you laughing again?

Uncle Eric: I will double your IQ from 20 to 40!
Alisha:"
Ooh ooh aah aah aah ooh ooh AAAAAHHHH!"

Alisha: Ouch! Daddy you haven't shaved yet!

Alisha: Who are you? Where is my orang utan Mummy??

Drunk after 2 ounces of milk!

Alisha: My double eyelids will only appear for 10 secs each time just after I wake up!
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