Friday, October 9, 2009

Animal Planet's latest TV show host

Alisha: Kids, today we shall check some stray cats out... They are mean, hungry and fierce..... Thankfully I have Mummy keeping me safe.



Alisha: I can hear a cat coming over...... oh no!... cant let him get too close to me as they are as vicious as their cousins, the LIONS.



Cat: Hey whats your name brave kid?
Alisha: Wow they can speak like humans.... amazing......



Alisha: I think you better RUN pussycat, Poh Poh is coming out with a big broom..... RUN!!!!!!!



1 hour later
Alisha: Wowwwww.. did Poh Poh turn the cat into this??? Look at the size of the drumstick....



Daddy: No dear, that's a steamed chicken... we don't eat cats here.
Alisha: You sure Dad? I wanna taste it!


Later in the day....
Alisha: The cats patiently wait for humans to finish their lunch before they pounce on the leftovers....
Cats: Are you guys finished yet? We are getting hungry...



Alisha: Woww... and the hunt begins!



THE END

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